JACKS SHED.

asemery · Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: Retirement

Just joined the ranks of the retired
My Resume

1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't
concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they
gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because
it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just
didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the
mustard.

7. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian -
until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My la st job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always
the same old grind.

15. SO, I'M TRYING RETIREMENT AND FIND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

wabbiter · Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:11 pm Post subject:

now you're retyred , tread carefully we don't want to see you on skid row, just get a grip on everything.......

mack..mery christmas asemery

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fish · Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:47 am Post subject:

happy retire ment !thanks for the laughs!
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hare basher · Guest

very good and hope you find somthing to do now your retired lol