Poxy dogs

mr=punch · Poxy dogs

Went out for a bit of a fish last night and took me dogs along for a run, Holly my bitch is in season at the moment and Sam would not leave her alone.

So there I am at least 10 feet above the river in mid cast when Holly decides to get protection from Sam and bowls into the back of my knees, a bit of a wobble trying to get my balance then splash straight into the water, completely and arms and face bounced off rocks Ouch!!

Then there is another 2 splashes where the Labs decide that they too would like a swim, I climbe out no mean feat using stingers and weeds as hand holds and call up the dogs, Sam comes straight up but Holly decides it's too much for her I give her loads of encouragement to no avail and she just starts whining.

I secured the dog leads to a good point then lowered myself back into the river picked Holly up she weighs 25 kilo dry no help from her at all as I pushed her up before me whilst pulling on the leads with my now slightly fk'd right arm to get up myself.

So there I am 10pm in the middle of the fields dripping from head to toe no hat as it floated off coat weighing heavy on my shoulders baccy wet through but my torch still worked as did the mobile and lighter squidging along with boots full of water cursing those damn curs, what were they doing? running and playing like nothing happened.

I never got a fish and I ache like hell.

Rhodie

You have my sympathies (but I must admit to a wry smile, the way you told the tale)

Some years ago whilst fishing off a harbour wall, I was attempting to cast a heavy lead weight out.

I tripped over one of them bollards they tie the fishing boats to, fell 25ft into the dock. but not before hitting the harbour wall on the way down.

Everyone (including me) laughed about it. It wasn't till I got back to the caravan that I saw the state my shoulder was in.

I hope you have better luck next time out!

fish

ha ha i did chuckle reading that,its allways so much funnier when it happens to some other bugger!

tyke

I didnt fall in but this isnt a bad tale,

Me and a mate were fishing an old gravel pit in the Donny area,its a "commercial" and ussually i wont fish them but he had a match there the week after so wanted to practice for it.

We had been fishing for a couple of hours and there were a few other anglers dotted around the lake and from behind me i heard a womans voice say "good morning,have you got your ticket" i turned round and nearly fell off my box,she was around 28 jet black hair,mini skirt,high heels and a flimsy top just manageing to hold her "ample" charms in.

I said "no love,he's not been round yet" and she explained her uncle [the owner] had gone somewhere that day and he had asked her to collect the ticket money.

I went to get off my box and she said "its ok ill come down to you" now the bank behind my peg was fairly steep and she had heels on,she started to come down and lost her footing,she couldnt stop and was headed for the water [7 foot deep in the edge] so i jumped in front of her and grabbed her,we ended up on the bank,her on top of me with her "assets" out and right in my face,after the initial shock i helped her to her feet and she calmly put them away,thanking me for saving her from a soaking.

I paid her for the ticket and she climbed back up the bank and headed round the lake,i looked at my mate and he said "you jammy barsteward" and then "she should have let you fish for nowt" i just looked at him and said "its alright it was worth every feckin penny"

PS the fishing was crap.