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Tidal_wear

Swimmi........I mean FISHING earlier today.

Look at the pic,you think its some Damien Hurst piece right "Clothes on a river-bank",has to be worth £50k of any idiots money if sold in one of londons trendy art galleries?
Or maybe its a pile of clothes left beside a water,in the early hours of this morning,for a reason?Now why would someone willingly strip off their clothes,in the cold and the dark for a reason?Or maybe it wasnt actually willingly,maybe they did it because the guy they were fishing with forgot or omitted one small detail,ah yes,now we are getting warmer,or rather someone was getting colder,hey,I recognise those boots,they look remarkably like the ones my wife bought me when she went stateside to visit her aunt,the coat looks familiar as well,in fact the whole ensemble bears an uncanny resemblance to the kit in a black plastic bin-bag beside my back door?(just my luck if the bin-men take it away)Now I wonder just what IS the story behind that pile of clothes....................
Benc

Looks to me like someone forgot their waders, reminds me of a (daylight) scene I saw a while ago when someone forgot to pack the outboard on a spraying job for a 40 acre lake and only realised 3hrs into the drive.  They had to swim the whole lake with a knapsack on and spray off the lillies before driving back home.  The boss only found out a year later when he had to go to do the job because I'd left and the customer said to the other bloke:

"oh so you remembered the engine this time did you?"

Tidal_wear

Its ALWAYS the way Ben,I normally forget my brain when I go out,according to my wife anyway  
We didnt get to fry any fish last night,because we didnt have half-a-mile of cable to run down a f***ing track,Oh,and never believe any fishing magazines which carry adverts for trout lakes "Easy-access" and "Close-parking" my a*se  
Anyway,we settled down to fish,joe brought me a rod he said was ideal for a fisherman of my experience while he used some naff greys or hardys rod he bought in Windsor  
Tidal_wear

Anyway,we had been there for 45 minutes,and JOE had taken 57 fish   When he decided to pack-up,he told me to reel in which is when I discovered just why I hadnt had a single bite But he said next time he tackles up and casts-out for me he IS going to put a hook on,he just wanted me to get a feel for the rod first.........Thanks MATE  

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