JACKS SHED.

fishy1 · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:26 pm Post subject:

I am awaiting the BBC report anxiously.

"Two men are in a critical condition after being electrocuted after a suspected poaching incident."

Tidal_wear · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:30 pm Post subject:

Its more than likely to be just "One charred corpse" mate,JOE says I am expendable,and the wife wouldnt actually shed a tear after the insurance payout,the only downside for anyone(apart from me) is I might black-out half of Dorset,so anyone watching late night X-rated chanels will be in for a dissapointment

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Fishy1, I don't actually know, I've been belted a few times as I wore through my wellies with a tiny hole which was enough to connect me to the boat, every time I touched the throttle screw that holds the cable in a rubber grip I got a shock, not a bad one mind you but it stopped when I got a new pair of wellies.
I once electrocuted the bloke I used to work for (maybe should have done it harder), we were on a 400 acre reservoir and had just nailed 3 20lb+ carp. The fish were pristine and we wanted to keep them that way so instead of catching them in a dip net, we were carp sacking them in the water and attaching them to marker buoys so we could retrieve them at the end of the day and they would not have any split fins etc. Well 2 were in the sacks and he was about to sack the 3rd when it started to make a bid for freedom, I was on the anode at the time and gave it another belt with the power which knocked it out but also nearly knocked him out of the boat! He reckoned he'd rather have a shock and get the money from the fish than see it swim away, I told him he was getting too old for the job and should have been quicker to get his arms out of the water!

fishy1 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

Oh, BTW, tidal wear, what knot do you use to tie the net to the leadline and the top rope? I've been trying reef knots which isn't going well, I know I should use something else, but fast and easy is good.

Tidal_wear · Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:18 am Post subject:

Last night was funny JOE,that perch was a cracker,made my day/night catching that

JOE_H · Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject:

Yeah it was a lovely fish, we should have got a photo of him. I thought you was going to kill it at first, just for nicking your sweetcorn

Tidal_wear · Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:49 pm Post subject:

Kill a perch??No way mate,he was welcome to those niblets

I wish I had got a pic now,beautifully marked,he was a jolly little fat chappie

Tidal_wear · Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

Same time,same place,you know when

Tidal_wear · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:04 am Post subject:

EXCELLENT night mate

Highlight had to be that badger

He wasnt really bothered was he?Just snuffling along rooting out worms,funny little thing

Low point?Losing THAT fish,had to be around the 15lb mark

Two feet from the bank,how unlucky was that?

JOE_H · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject:

Yeah i was gutted watching that biggun swim away. Atleast he was polite and gave the old tail a splash on the surface before disappearing for ever B*****D. Badger was funny, i couldnt work out what it was at first.